Making sense in a nonsensical world: October 2011

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Random 1!

Giant was hungry and so he jio-ed Tiny out for lunch.

At the food court, Giant asked, "what would you recommend for lunch?"

Tiny replied, "Wanton Mee!!"

And so, Giant ordered a bowl of wanton mee.

When the mee was served, the Giant looked at the bowl of mee, then stared at Tiny angrily and bellowed, "THIS AIN'T ONE TON MEE, IT'S ONE GRAM MEE!"

Keep Your Motivation

Aquarius

Aquarians have a good sense of humor. They are gentle, caring and they prefer to be alone or with their closest friends. That's why Aquarians choose their friends carefully. They like to receive compliments and are ready to forgive when harmed. They can easily entertain other poeple who makes them charming and wanted. Usually they are calm and sincere. However, when they get angry, they can be dangerous. Most of the times, they overestimate the sincerity and the promises of their partners for which they regret later on. Aquarius is ruled by Saturn and Uranus. Aquarians are good workers and are usually paid well. Aquarians are good computer scientists, doctors, pilots and writers.