Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Road crossing

Teacher: Class, today we'll be having practical lesson on crossing the road. As you can see, the roads are very dangerous and so we have to be extra careful when we cross the road. Remember the sequence - Stop, Look, Go. When you come to a road, stop, then turn to look to your right, then left, then right again. When the coast is clear, you can start crossing the road. Shall we start?

Student A walks up to the road, stop by the roadside, turn his head right, left, then right again, following every instruction to perfect precision and successfully cross the road. For his great work, he receives A+.

Student B walks up to the road, stop by the roadside, look to his right, seeing no car, he crossed the road, and made it across safely as well.

The teacher walks up and gave the youngster a dressing down for not following instructions and demanding a reason for his action.

Student B: But this road is a one-way road, why do I need to look to the left?
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Are you student A or student B?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

traffic police will sometimes comes in the opposite direction.